Burned Paddy

Paddy, the Irishman, died in a fire and was burned pretty badly and the morgue needed someone to identify the body.So his two best friends, Seamus and Sean were sent for.

Seamus said, "Yup, he's burned pretty bad. Roll him over".

So the mortician rolled him over.

Seamus looked and said "Nope, that ain't Paddy."

The mortician thought that was rather strange, and then he brought in Sean to identify the body.

Sean took one look at him and said “Yup, he's been burned pretty bad, roll him over".

So the mortician rolled him over.

Sean looked down and said "Nope, that ain't Paddy".

The mortician asked "How can you tell?"

Sean said "Well, Paddy had two arseholes".

"What, he had two arseholes?" asked the mortician.

"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, here comes Paddy with them two arseholes”